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8/15/00

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Rank #: 120,760

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Exp. Points: 999 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 37,138
Voting Pow.: 5.22 votes

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Flash Reviews: 29
Music Reviews: 0
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Score: 10
Munchie Pizza:Pepperoni

"Makes me hungry"

date: April 3, 2009

OMG this is better than xbox 360... PLEASE MAKE MORE this pwns everything on NG

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Score: 10
Madness Aggregation

"5 and 10"

date: March 23, 2009

Automatically deserves a 5 and 10 (five and dime?) lol

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Score: 10
HOUSE MD animated

"H L U"

submission: HOUSE MD animated
date: March 23, 2009

Hill, Larry, Us

Made me almost bust out laughing, if I didn't, because I had headphones on LOL

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Score: 10
Celebrity Pedigree

"LOL"

submission: Celebrity Pedigree
date: March 21, 2009

This has to be the most original, funny game I've seen for a long time, if ever. Nice work.

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Score: 10
Portal Defenders

"where am I?"

submission: Portal Defenders
date: March 21, 2009

Gets a Zero because I'm not in it :) j/k Nice work

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Score: 10
Pico's Unloaded

"THIS IS THE BEST FLASH MOVIE I HAVE SEEN ON NG"

submission: Pico's Unloaded
date: October 13, 2004

Yes indeedy it is the best movie I have seen on NG - and there is not much more to say.

Ortiz makes PICO uber-cool :)

Author's Response:

Hahaha! YEA-YAH!

Thanks for the Props man.

I promise to do better next time!

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Score: 10
If bush was a woman...

"BUSH where have you been all my life"

date: January 4, 2004

OMG it's sarah jessica parker

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sarah jessica BUSH!!!!.

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Score: 6
-= PEE MAN III =-

"OPEN WIDE"

submission: -= PEE MAN III =-
date: October 29, 2003

Dope man! Just like all your stuff, NICELY EXECUTED. It was short but to the point. I know you can make flash simple, and that's what I try to do - instead of spending MONTHS and maybe getting the same score. Not that it's about score - but pumping out dope shit - it can be simple. Man, you make me want to make flash movies more than anyone with the depth and 3d look to your stuff. Thanks for the review on my game :) Btw I think he's cool - does he drink a lot of beer or something?

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Score: 10
The Zombie Takeover

"REAL NICE..."

date: October 29, 2003

Nicely executed - hehe. I bet you could make a hecka scary DVD with a bunch of movies like that - or just start making DVDs in general - that's quality animation you got there. Did you play out all the music on a keyboard or something?

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Score: 10
Your Fate

"I SWAER TO GOD BEST MOVIE!!!!!!!!"

submission: Your Fate
date: October 15, 2003

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER _ YET _ I SWAER TO GOD! THE BALLS _ THE SHIT _ AND EVERYTHING ROSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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